Owner of the Detroit Red Wings and Tigers and Little Caesars founder Mike Ilitch passed away this week at the age of 87. Little Caesars is the pizza joint known best for their double pizza pie offers that went by the slogan, "Pizza, Pizza!"
For Ilitch's final resting place, he will receive a special gravesite that will be known as "Headstone! Headstone!" Hey, two is better than one - what a deal.
Too soon? Well, Ilitch led a successful, productive life. We should all be so lucky. To be honest, Ilitch will need two headstones with his many accomplishments.
Congratulations to US Senator Jefferson Beauregard Sessions for his confirmation as US Attorney General. Sessions follows in the footsteps of former US Attorney General John Ashcroft who served under President George W. Bush. Ashcroft served in the US Senate representing the state of Missouri. The difference between these two fellas is that Sessions has to deal with a lot of Southern stereotypes. Not only is Sessions from Alabama, but he has pro-Confederate first and middle names. Many assume that Sessions is into NASCAR. That would be incorrect. Sessions most likely enjoys hanging on out front porches, sipping sweet, reminiscing about warm breezes, colorful drapes and hoop skirts with US Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina.